Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.

Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
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by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023

Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.

He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.

by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010

Axle cracker

A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.

I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!

by meow2u3 August 25, 2010

Earny Cracker

A person that is mean to only one specific race.

He is a mean Earny Cracker.

by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011

oyster cracker

an over-worn pantyliner that smells like the dumpster behind Long John Silvers

I think Jane has an oyster cracker in her dungarees...someone open a window.

by AJ Elk January 11, 2012

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012