Covid-19

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free

Wow you seriously have covid-19

by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021

Covid-𝜊

Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. WHO’s second “variant of concern” for South Africa—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—that is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass most of the protection offered by presently approved vaccines.

What are the odds that profit-driven vaccine makers would soon pressure folks who were recently boosted against the Delta variant to go for a fourth shot to protect themselves against the unprovenly deadliest Covid-𝜊?

by MathPlus December 2, 2021

Covid-shot

When you don't tell a bitch you have covid and you cum in her throat

Covid-shot
"oh man, I gave her that covid-shot last night and it nocked her out"

by Pa56srt123 November 16, 2021

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.

My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.

by Rickapedia October 18, 2021

covid-brain

covid-brain - adjective - describing an altered state of mind due to covid-19 (coronavirus)

example in a sentence: 1 - "It was crazy, one second I was showing her my room, the next we were on the bed with our clothes off, honestly I think it was covid-brain." 2 - "My mom doesn't usually yell at me much but recently it feels like she has been yelling at me almost daily. I think I will give her the benefit of the doubt and chock it up to covid-brain."

by Phantom Phobia October 20, 2021

COVID TAX

WHEN ALL THE PRICE GONE UP ON FOOD, CLOTHES, DELIVERY AND SERVICES INCLUDING ADULT SERVICES SINCE COVID LOCKDOWN HAPPENED.

AND ALL BUSINESSES BLAME COVID FOR WHY THE PRICES WENT UP!

Mate, I went to get some services done but I got hit with a covid tax!

by Nancy Neehow! October 27, 2021