Colonundrum

When you need to fart but if you do you might shit your pants.

Dude, I just finished that Mexican food and have a serious colonundrum.

There is no way I am eating in the cafateria. Last week I had a colonundrum the rest of the fucking day.

by HeavyK October 31, 2011

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colonomos

description of a person who seems to have the worst of luck

Boy: Yo did you hear about that kid who fell in a ditch?

Girl: Ya, he's so colonomos

by anonymous2431 November 1, 2011

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Gosh, don't you love that Colton Mancheski.
I love me some Colton Mancheski.
Colton Mancheski is the cutest.

by Kaywa May 11, 2012

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colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

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