chris pearch

Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.

Chris Pearch is the type of man to become a Terrorist for the United States of America.

by Little-Asian March 26, 2019

Chris Davis

Chris Davis is a powerhouse. He is constantly fueled by the love he has for other people and the love he has for what he does. Don’t underestimate him because he has more to offer than you could ever imagine. He has a heart of gold, and you are so so lucky if he chooses to give you a piece of it. He is musically blessed, to witness him play music is to be transcended from this earthly realm into another beautiful place far far away. He is the absolute best lover you could experience, he will give you nights you’ll never forget. He is gorgeous from the inside out, and once you realize there’s so much more to him than his captivating appearance, there’s really no going back. He will make you the happiest person in the world without even trying...Chris Davis is unlike any other. If you encounter one in your life, love him with all your heart and keep him close to you.

“who’s the new guy you’re with?”
“chris davis..”
“oh shit. you’re about to have the happiest relationship ever.”

by izzawizza May 23, 2019

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019

chris canet

one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.

xoxo every New Canaan girl ever

That guys kind of awk but he's such a Chris Canet.

by Every New Canaan Girl EVER June 22, 2017

chris the crusader

That religious kid from your middle school who you were pretty sure was a religious extremist.

Look, it's Chris the Crusader.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

chris pagan

A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.

Oh my god! I want your Chris pagan!

by Mister Josh February 6, 2017

Chris Packer

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 3, 2020