The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports
the sweetest boy who was ever mine but treated me better before we started dating. i feel like his love is fading but i truly do love him so much. i wish he realized how bad i want him to compliment me and to love me loudly, because i love him so so much
For Christmas we got Chris a pink football just to wind him up—he took one dramatic pause, muttered ‘absolutely not,’ and tried to volley it over the neighbours fence.
Chris is very toxic and sits on his ass all day (usually playing sports games). He rages at any given opportunity and beats women, if you try to take his sports game away he’ll end you with the click of a finger