Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

cracker-sped

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.

2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes

3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.

Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.

That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!

He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!

by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

Cracker donkey

A white male or female referred to a white jackass

That there sweetie is what you call a cracker donkey.

by Hipigs March 14, 2017

cracker barrel

A group of white people.

son: whats a cracker barrel?
dad: its a group of white pekple

by f uck ypu August 6, 2021

Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).

Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."

by satanicevil April 27, 2020

Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.

Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker

by Beanaeb January 18, 2012