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Cheesus Crust 

A pizza place in the movie My Best Friends Girl starring Dane Cook.
Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
Cheesus Crust by TallOne March 25, 2009

crustyethan 

A Mario Kart 8 Deluxe player who is good at dodging blue shells
Jim: Yo have you been practicing the crustyethan?
Cullen: Nah, I don’t got time
Jim: You should, it’s the best strat in the game.
crustyethan by crustyethan April 29, 2022
Generic derogatory term for something that is hacked together, badly designed, shabby or otherwise substandard. Often used in the description of software user interfaces.
The new interface for <insert least liked OS here, I'm not starting a war> is crufty, nothing's in the right place, all the icons are too big and everything is slow and clunky
crufty by Ethics Gradient March 5, 2004

warm up the crust 

To get high, from smoking marijuana. Also the act itself of smoking marijuana.
"Last night we warmed up the crust, and then ate nice sandwiches"

"Let's play some PS3 right after we warm up the crust"

Crusterbushel 

When the sack is gross, wrinkling, greasy, and turning black. And a little crusty.
I got out of the shower, but noticed I forgot to take care of my crusterbushel.
Crusterbushel by Adam Wingerty April 24, 2010

Dry Cruster 

When you feel like you are trying to shit a bowling ball covered in glass shards out your ass. A result of severe dehydration and poor diet.
No more keg parties braaaaahhh. My ass can't handle the dry crusters any more
Dry Cruster by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017