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jumping on couches

To jump on a couch means to openly express your love or infatuation with someone. Couch jumpers are usually rich actors who appear on a nationally televised show to show off their new girlfriend.
Tommy was so enthralled by his new found love Kathy that he started jumping on couches.
by Tricia July 18, 2005
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couch potatriot

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.
"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"
by Freybjorg May 2, 2020
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tiger couch

A sexual position that has the male entering the female from behind (aka tiger style) while both lay on the couch. The male may gnaw enticingly at the female's neck, much like a bengal tiger in the African jungle.
Amanda became Bobby's next assailant of the tiger couch a few days ago.
by Juanito Permiscuous July 5, 2007
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jumped the couch

The act of totally and completely losing one's coolness and becoming a big dork in front of many people (also can be used as 'jumping the couch').
Tom Cruise lost his marbles and looked like an idiot when he jumped the couch on Oprah.

Timmy can't stop jumping the couch with all those fat sluts he brags about banging.
by philbad August 28, 2005
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Fuck your couch!

The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"

The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!

Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
by This Is R3J3CT April 11, 2009
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why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch
John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"
by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016
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Caughing

To laugh so much you cum.
Verb: to caugh
I was caughing it was so funny
by hornsey7 October 2, 2009
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