claps

You moron, Claps is slang for Gonorrhea.

"It hurts when i pee. I got a bad case of the claps from that hooker"

by Fecker December 23, 2003

Scat clapping

The sexual act in which two partners have logs of feces halfway out of their assholes, to the point where they are able to hang free but not break off. The partners then proceed to touch asses together and move them back and forth in a swift, rapid motion, thereby 'clapping' each turd together, resulting in a violent yet beautiful splatter of each partner's natural waste.

"Man, I tried scat clapping the other day. What a mess. It was pretty intense though."

by ChaseThisCity November 27, 2009

Clapping Someone's Cheeks

When you stick your cock really far up someone's ass and then pull in and push out so hard it makes a clapping noise.

I wish i was clapping someone's cheeks right now.

by CheekClapper69 December 20, 2017

clapping cheeks

when you fucking from the back and your cheeks make the clapping sound

Boy: Yangyang tryin to clap some cheeks in the English version of love talk
girl: oh shit he clapping cheeks tonight

by yangyang enthusiast November 5, 2019

Cunt Clappers

Extremely slack female genitalia which claps together after riding miles of cock during a lifetime.

John: "I had this old saggy woman last night, her vagina was clapping together with every thrust"

Peter: "Ah yes, the old cunt clappers. My gran used to have this problem!"

by Peter Boobkakke October 21, 2010

claptop

crappy cheap laptop

Person 1: Where can I get a cheap laptop?
Person 2: You can get a lot of claptops in Craigslist or Ebay.

by lazyquark September 9, 2010

the clapper

when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.

dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.

by scott reiter April 20, 2004