When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
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The precarious act of performing cunnilingus whilst adopting the handstand position. Believed to have been invented in the Greater Providence area some time in early 2000's by an individual known only as 'Little Danny'.
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Get the voo doo clam mug.Otherwise known as an extremely large pussy. Most king clams can be found clam baking or clam diving at Pismo Beach. They almost always come with meat curtains/mud flaps.
Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
Caution: King clams retain a massive amount of fluids and can easily drown you.
I jammed my tube steak in the king clam and it pretty much felt like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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