Cat Lord

The male version of the Cat Lady or Crazy cat lady.. Cat Lords tend to either be mildly or borderline obsessed with cats, or own more than is considered a normal or healthy number of cats to have. anything along those lines, really.

He's a Cat Lord

by bitchassskeleton September 19, 2016

Cat Hater

That one person who has a deep hatred towards felines. These type of people tend to be socially ostracized and are on the weirder side of the spectrum.

Why'd Matt walk away during our discussion on Puma's?
I heard he was one of those Cat Haters.

by OwOZYY February 9, 2022

Cat Head Biscuit

a biscuit as large as a cat's head

My grandmother always makes cat head biscuits.

by Better than Cheeze Grits April 30, 2009

Cat Piss Man

Cat Piss Man is the worst specimen among gamers, anime fans, or trekkies. Named for the odor that surrounds him, the only thing worse than Cat Piss Man's smell is his social skills.

The convention booth babes were into us, until a fucking cat piss man came up and started talking about his character.

by maddman75 August 15, 2003

cat mafia

Cat Mafia is the name for one of the most notorious hacking groups. Their primary goals are to shave tokens and collect bitches. They have setup bases in all of Discord, 4chan, Reddit and possibly the CIA.

I heard Devknob and Yammy are the leaders of Cat Mafia. Those mafkrs are scary as shit.

by YammyThaGod February 18, 2018

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat

And I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

by ThisRandomPersonWhoDefinedThis March 14, 2019

Cat 5 Salute

Posting up (sitting up and taking both hands off of the handlebars) like an asshole at the end of a cycling race or a group ride when you won the sprint in for 16th...or anything but for the win.

The Cat 5 Salute (Category 5 is for beginners) demonstrates you are a complete noob at riding/racing your bike.

Often times accompanied by losing control and crashing.

Popularized on YouTube by NorCalCycling

"Did you see that guy do the Cat 5 Salute at the end of the group ride?" "I don't see a guy...oh wait, did he hit that speed bump and crash over that guardrail?" "Yup..."

by TheSchwiz January 17, 2022