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When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.
Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?
Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!
Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!
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Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf
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Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf
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When I started my new job, I was told by my co-workers, don't hurry be crappy.... so I set the bar low from day one. Best decision I ever made.
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