the birds and the bees

The euphonism your parents used when they told you about the hibbly-jibbly.

Last night I learned all about the birds and the bees.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

birds and bees

sexual intercourse

dad: hey.. son i think we should talk about the birds and bees

son: oh.. don't worry dad i learned it all from pornhub

by literally every handle is used January 10, 2017

Dirty bird

A sexual act between three men and one woman. the woman is giving a blow job and two hand jobs at the same time, thus having the appearance of a bird, a very dirty bird.

John: Man! wanda totally gave me, bryn and matt a dirty bird last night

sam: thats sweet!

by Jonny cakez April 17, 2011

matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

w0rd to the bird

Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.

"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."

"w0rd to the bird!"

by Tyrone Biggins of Bangor January 13, 2009

Buttery Bird

When you cut a whole in the bottom of a popcorn bag and stick you penis through it.. Fill it back up with popcorn. And there is your buttery bird.

I gave my wife a butter bird last night at the movies. She wasnt happy about it, but in the end she liked it..

Check out How to Make a Buttery Bird on Break.com.

by Toast Face Killa February 15, 2010

Bird Wings

When a girl sits on a mans dick and then spreads her legs like a birds wings

"Katie definitely did Bird Wings on me last night"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017