bass

The instrument that no one cares/knows about.

Guy 1: Wow that guitar player is amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, that bass player is pretty awesome too.
Guy 1: What's a bass? Isn't that some kind of fish?
Guy 2: .........

by TurtleSayShnarf April 1, 2009

bass guitar

A 4-stringed bass guitar is easier to learn than the standard six-string electrc guitar.

A Bass guitar tends to be funky and more rythmical than the electric.

Bass guitarists tend to be dull dull dull dull people. No offence but it is true.

Electric Guitarists tend to be wilder, and generally better looking people (I play guitar and look like a monkey's uncle -.- but who cares).

Drummers tend to be the wildest and least seen!

Singers tend to be able to sing (most of the time) and are the best looking.

In order the groupie listing is as follows.

Singer/lead guitarist- Best groupies, first choice.
Drummer/rhythm guitarist- Good groupies, second choice.
Bass guitarist-Pick of the litter.

by sleepygamer April 14, 2006

bass whacker

(pronounced as bass like the fish) one who plays a string bass, particularly in a jass group.

"Victor Wooten is one crazy bass whacker."

by crazy steve October 11, 2006

bassion

A light skinned female that won't add random men on facebook.

Lonelle Timothy Price called Nike a booty bassion when she said she didn't want him all up in her facebook profile.

by Nike R. September 30, 2007

basshit

-one who is born without married parents.

-it is used in a more vulgar manner than bastard.

-the killer of kenny.

-instead of bass-tard

-bass-shit

that guy is a basshit.

you killed kenny,you basshit.

by ja-ha January 10, 2009

bass guitar

a very simplistic instrument, if u can play the guitar, can play bass. most songs these days consist of about 12 notes reapeated over and over again. Bass guitar, designed from a Guitar

A Guitarist can do anything a bassist can

by bogan :D August 8, 2005

sea bass

In very basic terms it is faeces

Man i left bare sea bass in the pot, bitch!

by Jake 'Bare amounts' Davis March 19, 2004