Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...
Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."
by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009
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Thicc baby

Guy #1 (Kyle ) : yo bro that’s one thicc baby
Guy #2: what the fuck Kyle that’s my sister step the fuck up
by Thiccbbg💦 July 15, 2018
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Baby Daddy

Finn: I’m your baby daddy!
Quincy: He’s my baby daddy!
Both: Yea, yea!
Finn: I’ll get you pregnant.
by I ♥️ Finn Wolfhard August 23, 2018
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baby koala

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia
1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.
by buddythebetta January 28, 2012
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Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
by wordsmithzy June 04, 2011
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Baby Hotline

Your A Fan Of Jack Stauber So You Searched This Song To See What It Means It Means Suicide
Hmh Whats That Song Oh! Im Just Listening To Baby Hotline
by t3g442011 August 23, 2022
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Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks
Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.
by iloveRb26's November 20, 2016
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