Alabama PI

Responding to pressure from religious groups, Alabama's state legislature redefined the value of pi from 3.14159 to 3 in order to bring it in line with Biblical precepts.

Sure, its a myth, but if it were to happen anywhere it would be Alabama.

"cornbread are square; pi are round"

by 9key October 17, 2004

alabama spit cup

when chewing tobacco, you peel apart the vagina lips and use it to spit your greasy chew juice into to use as lubrication.

the girl i fucked last night was so dry i gave her the ole alabama spit cup to grease her up a bit.

by billy bob vagina February 11, 2009

Alabama Black Snake

what i have in my pants. it is also very talented, as it can sing all of the billboard top 50 as well as drive much better than me. its office is larger than mine and its secretary is hotter than mine.

quite frankly, i'm jealous of my alabama black snake.

by steele, john steele April 19, 2004

Alabama Chips

Noun; phrase used to describe dried up semen that has gone from a liquid to a solid, usually found on the lower back of someone's sexual partner the next day after they passed out face down. Alabama Chips can be found on solid surfaces like a glass table as well.

A guy will tell his friends, "I busted my massive load on her back and I peeled the Alabama Chips off the next day and fed them to her!"

by iceman 69 December 23, 2009

Alabama Milkshake

When a group of men shit on you continuously and then they proceed to cum on you

Me and Johnny joined in an alabama milkshake

by Fuckboi218 December 10, 2015

alabama hotcake

the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer)

"Walter, why did you just give me an Alabama Hotcake? Now im all filthy!"

by John Weinstein April 20, 2008

Heflin, Alabama

A rural area in Alabama near the GA line, full of hicks and pregnant teenagers. The most exciting time of the year is summer and fall (for football season). You're not allowed to date outside your race unless you're a risk taker and is fine with being disowned from your family. Most guys dip. And girls are either whores or good little Christian girls (whores in disguised).

In Heflin, Alabama, the only exciting thing to do is walking around.

by Pink Money <3 September 18, 2012