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Dirty Dave

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025
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The Daves

The Daves : A person or persons, that constantly screws up the same task repeatedly but somehow gets to keep their job; typically named Dave
“Who screwed up payroll? It was one of the Daves.”
by anonymous January 9, 2025
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Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act
You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.
by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021
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pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).
My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.
by meluvcheese August 21, 2024
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Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box
I gave her a sailor-dave
by Van hoe November 28, 2019
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Daving

The act of pooping at a friends house after just arriving, often leaving skid marks.
I’m Daving to leave a poop at Lewis’s house when I arrive.
by BushRangerMe March 2, 2023
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Dave Diot

Ass Hole, Jack ass, a general person you hate, May harass you for no reason
by TheMan696969863 September 8, 2010
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