covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 30, 2020
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Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.
by SebasV21 November 12, 2021
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Cracker Jacker

A prostitute in a predominately white part of town.
Friend 1: What is that, friend?
Friend 2: I don't know, possibly one of those cracker jackers.
by QuestionablyLumpy December 05, 2015
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melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs
Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.
by daddiedenim October 30, 2018
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Oblyveus Cracker

Caucasian rapper who believes he is the greatest hip hop artist of all time, but who is fat and dorky. The godfather of 5150 Drift style of hip hop.
He's not a rapper, he's fat, white, geeky, and bald. Thats Oblyveus Cracker crazy cracker rapper.
by {======}~~~$m0k3r July 20, 2010
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honkey cracker

a white person who likes to eat shite (jonathan cocker)
yo bitch you a honkey cracker
by cvhdsfjsdfsd January 26, 2022
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French Cracker

The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.

It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.

Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 January 20, 2018
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