When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
Get the Christ on a cracker mug.A speed bump. So named because if you drive too fast over one, it can cause serious damage to the suspension and/or axles of your car.
I had to take my car to the shop because I drove over an an axle cracker that I didn't see. The repairs cost me more than the car itself!
by meow2u3 August 25, 2010
Get the Axle cracker mug.by uh1989 June 4, 2009
Get the penny crackers mug.A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
by Beanaeb January 18, 2012
Get the Wig Cracker mug.Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 27, 2020
Get the Tofu Cracker mug.1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.
2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes
3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes
3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.
That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!
He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!
He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009
Get the cracker-sped mug.by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
Get the jacobs crackers mug.