Saltine Cracker

A salty white person

the saltine cracker was mad at the game

by French Jr Sinatra February 15, 2018

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

by my bed is special October 15, 2008

stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)

Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.

by IG(stainedcracker) February 23, 2020

japanese rice cracker

You are a ^^^

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016

Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore

Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.

by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017