ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

AP

Audemars Piquet. The watch brand from switzerland.

I'm buying a new AP today!!

by NVKE May 13, 2018

Aped

(Aped as in ape - like a gorilla.)

Getting Aped is when you receive a handjob while sitting on the toilet as you take a shit.

Dude, I was with Stephanie last night, and she's kinky as fuck, so I fucking got aped for the first time.

by Legumo August 26, 2021

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019

Ap

it means absolutely pussy.

Tasha: “yo Bella I heard you wanted to fight”
Bella: “no I dont”
Tasha: “yo your ap”

by biggangstab. April 29, 2019

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016

Unity of apes

Unity of apes is not a group; it’s a religion. We are the ones who go ape time every full moon aka unleash our inner apes. We go into the woods everyday communicating and worshiping our god, Harambae for he is the chosen ape.

Uncultured swine: what religion are you?
Ape brother: I am apart of the unity of apes

by The ape man November 12, 2019