Fuck me

Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.

Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me

by britishpoo September 13, 2021

help my teenager hates me

....Its a south park episode. wtf r u searching this up for?? btw no offense to teens :)

today, i watched that new sp episode, "help my teenager hates me"

by urban.ass August 2, 2023

Me-O-Meter

A tool that a leader uses to gauge themselves on how many times they use self centric words such as: "I," "Me," or "My." The leader can use Me-O-Meter to determine when they should use more team focused words such as: "We," "Our," and "Us."

Employee: "You're a terrible leader. Using my Me-O-Meter, I noticed that you always use words like " I," and "me." You never mentioned of us busting our asses doing the real work. We are the ones who got you your promotion sir."
Boss: "WTF is a Me-O-Meter?"
Employee: "Fuck you."

by McHesp August 1, 2020

me haces sentir bien

You make me feel good …

Me haces sentir bien. You fill me up … you make me feel good.

So good …

by Dario-sss September 26, 2021

Stop watching me masterbate Emma

Seriously, you'll fly out to meet that fucking dork Tim Pool but you won't come here? Coward! Cowardice! You'll talk all that good shit from across the country but I'd like to see you come down to the frozen tundra and try that shit over here!

Hym "Jesus Christ, stop watching me masterbate Emma! God you're a freak. Filthy! Filthy pervert! You are just... Ugh! I am gonna... Why are you like this!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2024

Me

Something I call myself

Person: hey you
Me: who me

This is how my ex used to shout at me to get my attention

by One single bitch December 31, 2020

Fuck me

What girls say when they have sexual business with “dicks”

Girl: Ah~ Fuck me~
Girl 2: Push it in~ Deeper~ Ah~
Girl 3: Shove that dick in me and fuck me daddy~
Girl: fuck me fuck me make me cum~
Girl 2: fuck me till I die daddy~
Girl 3: faster faster faster harder harder harder daddy make me cum make me cum~
All: suck u-
All: *erupts in white cream*
Boy: *wakes up*

by thick.thighs.save.lives. June 20, 2022