just like them horses

a wonderful term used to describe almost anything you can fathom if you try hard enough. because is there anything horses aren't capable of?

Person 1: wow look at Cody. I wish we could do it bare back
Person 2: just like them horses

by sharknadointheroses June 16, 2017

Go fuck a horse

A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.

"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"

by You'd like August 15, 2017

maggoty blue horrors

When you shit your self when you drunk

That's when your in the "maggoty blue horrors"

Look at that chap down the ally ,, yah that chaps in the maggotys "maggoty blue horrors"

by Paveeee September 15, 2017

hit my horn

Call my phone

Aiight bro, hit my horn later

by DeuceDon October 20, 2017

two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Big barrel small horn

Big gut small dick

I have a big barrel small horn

by Tugger69 April 22, 2018

big fat horse

A horse which is over weight because it eats to much

Nate: bro that is a big fat horse
Reggae Shark: I know it eats to much

by Nigelthequeen April 23, 2018