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cock ral

A fuck hard that doesn't know shit
by Gaza Bulla October 23, 2017
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Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen
oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch
by YourNan28 January 10, 2017
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Cock-n-ass

Definition
An uncomfortable or difficult person or situation
The day would be a lot better if you’d quit being a cock-n-ass.

John is having a rough day because of his cock-in-ass crew
by Loki1084 September 1, 2021
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Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.
"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"
by Badazzwords August 13, 2009
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cock review

A detailed, in-depth essay on the pros and cons of your cock. While the most obvious focus of a cock review is indeed the size, a thorough reviewer will also consider the general shape and visual aesthetics of the cock, its length-to-girth ratio (you neither want a chode nor a noodle), the physical hardness, the smell (or absence thereof), taste, and surface texture.
-Hey dude, can you give me a quick cock review? No homo.
-Sure bro, do you have a pen and paper? I'll need three pages at least, ideally five.
by Joker the Fortnite God July 24, 2021
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voodoo cock

Cock that actually turns a women into crazy and desperate. A woman who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo cock and become a hopeless romantic mess. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.
Like OMG girl, he got that voodoo cock that’s making me see stars!
by Mandelyn89 December 7, 2020
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Cock-sucking competition

when people gather men's dicks and see who can suck their cocks bettwer
avery: ben, i need your dick for the Cock-sucking competition
ben: u better win or else i will rail you
by mr.dongsucker March 19, 2022
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