don't forget your mudboots

Similar in nature to zapp! whereas it is used after insuffulation of cocaine but only when a friend's mother text messages her "don't forget your mudboots" you must then repeat the phrase; usually exclaimed with powder residue on one's nose, mouth, shirt, etc.

After lifting his head from the mirror, VCR all over his face and shirt, John slurred to the rest of us, "Don't forget your mudboots."

by Doctor Girlfriend February 29, 2008

wrinkle your birthday suit

Cramping one's style.

The loss of or inability to get an erection.

You sure riding the moped tonight won't wrinkle your birthday suit?

Your fat cousin really wrinkles my birthday suit.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

by drillvoice March 10, 2009

taking your tea english

1. To be sexually interested in white men exclusively
2. Drinking hot tea with milk and sugar in it

1. Oh, Heather takes her tea english...
2. I'll take my tea english if you wouldn't mind
i.e. taking your tea english examples

by Nutshell September 1, 2015

i will shit in your face

Definition: I will beat your ass, pussy faggot.

Bro 1. "Come at me, bro ."

Bro 2. "Don't even try me, bro. i will shit in your face ."

by Mouse~ September 18, 2013

Decalcify your Pineal Gland

An euphemism for ejaculation, the act of ejaculating.

“How do you decalcify your pineal gland?”
“Ask your mum. She decalcified my pineal gland last night.”

by Fingergun Arseholster November 14, 2022

I am fishing for your Goombas

Something Mario says on some Super Mario Go-Fish game on the PC. Makes me laugh *shrug*

Some might say he his fishing for some stereotypical Italian men.

by Tim XYZ November 2, 2003