Pork and Walk 

When one member of a one night stand fully intends to leave immediately after business, without the other knowing.

Tony: So I heard you and Laura got together last night? You seeing her again?

Faz: Oh, no man. Just a pork and walk.

Pork and Walk by delta tee June 19, 2009

Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.)

Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.

I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.

Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) by Iron Mike Edwards March 21, 2010

The Peter Walk 

The act of going to "help" a user in work but while going to him/her, he or she will walk really slow while texting or playing a game on their iPhone.

After helping the user, he or she will now walk back 10x slower and randomly stopping while on his or her iPhone.

John: Tom Where are you going?
Tom: To help a user?
John: Ohh, the Peter Walk.

The Peter Walk by Joeyo October 25, 2012

muddy butt duck walk 

This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.

Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.

muddy butt duck walk by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017

lanky walk

a form of transportation in which a persons upper body is horizontal to the ground. He/She/It then walks along while hands drag along the ground

Hey curtis, do the lanky walk

lanky walk by vel0city April 29, 2004

Plug Walk 

The act of walking and looking so fly you resemble the appearance of a successful drug dealer.

Look at that fool plug walking fam.

Plug Walk by Zinthe3rd June 8, 2018

zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.

Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".

zombie walk by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008