dont pull a vittoria

"pulling a vittoria" is when you decide to look like an absolutely possessed demon in group pictures. you are doing this act purposefully and in so scaring children.

*takes a group picture in which a friend looks really hideous*
friend: ew dont pull a vittoria!

by chieffkieffdagoat January 26, 2021

Victoria Beckham

Wife to famous footballer David Beckham,and former member of the world renown "Spice Girls". Also famous for her large and luscious tits, which can be seen in almost every picture on the net. She has been the subject to an on-going debate of whether she has had a boob-job or not, although many simply do not care and simply gaze upon her busty chest in lust.

"Dude I would SO titfuck Victoria Beckham! For real!"

by Puglian666 March 23, 2008

Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds

I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."

by rangerdiko October 19, 2009

Victory Fuck

When you are nailin a chick and you yell out "Victory" Johnny Drama style.

Lachlan: I am going over to her house for a victory fuck.

Dale: Do it proud bro.

by browntown6 June 22, 2010

Victor Garcia

A kid who is brown and commonly asks for favors and donations. Has a mustache but is usually shown up by other men in public places with much better mustaches. Weekend Warrior.

these tacos are terrible.

yeah they have mustache hairs in them

some victor garcia must have made it.

by Shoot em up Cal April 29, 2011

victoria lawson

the most amazing girlfriend a man could ever have. she is very beautiful. crazy as fuck. weird as fuck. a girl that can cheer you up when your are feeling down. she is also koals girlfriend.

have you seen that crazy ass girl? i think her name was victoria lawson.

by coolio kitty kat July 14, 2011

Victor

A guy who cares about girls and only one girl will have his heart and he is very smart

Boy# I want to be like Victor

by Victor Quintana March 13, 2017