ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

Ur ded nan

Ok so basically I’m monky

Ur ded nan stinks

by Horrid Henry 🐌 November 9, 2018

ur daughter gay

A insult associate with the phrases , ur mom gay ur dad lesbian ur granny a tranny, etc. But calling Someone’s daughter gay can give them cancer

Michael: ur dad gay
Jackson: ur daughter gay

Michael *gets Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma

by HamletDoesntHaveAids July 11, 2018

poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,

Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK

by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018

ur sisters a mister

An insult that you can use instead of ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian.

Bob: Hey Steve ur mom gay
Steve: Oh yeah? Well ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur sisters a mister
Steve: *all brain cells explode and Steve fucking dies*

by Franklin521 May 28, 2018

ur mom not sober

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted

mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

by angry_bird420 May 31, 2018