Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.

Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd

by ubbi dubbi doo June 4, 2017

Tweety turd

A bird's poo.

Omg there's a tweety turd on my jumper!

by Mandermen. March 7, 2009

Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape

John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021

clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.

Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!

by ahwitab June 1, 2015

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.

The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.

by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011

butt turd

a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.

Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.

-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."

by uttttyler May 9, 2011