Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017

Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape

John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".

by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021

turd herd

A group of people or kids who act like a complete shitheads.

these children are a turd herd.

by pussy destroyer 15 April 4, 2017

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.

Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd

by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021

turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.

I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.

by Trottz January 22, 2014

turd chicken

When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.

I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.

by ViciousValley September 20, 2023