by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
by Truth Ninja January 29, 2018
The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!
by Freemilk March 11, 2020
A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 21, 2014
This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
by Craigsfat May 09, 2021
by coeurkrahe March 17, 2011
the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019