TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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turd foam

Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.
by Truth Ninja January 29, 2018
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turd talon

The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!
Fuck a poop pigeon, the turd talon is about to dominate that sweet ass of yours...CACAW
by Freemilk March 11, 2020
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turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 21, 2014
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Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd
by Craigsfat May 09, 2021
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Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.
The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.
by coeurkrahe March 17, 2011
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morning turd

the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
by The-real-cobra-queen September 05, 2019
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