The act of holding in a bowel movement until a later time. As a squirrel hides nuts for a later time.
by Pete1688 October 07, 2012
by ima_inspect_her_gadgets November 27, 2011
by krissy betch July 06, 2013
Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
by Ghostbuster2000 February 08, 2021
by Buttorange101 February 24, 2018
One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.
Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.
by Cumsack198 May 04, 2022
by Natertater1633 November 15, 2020