The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.
by shartWEEK August 2, 2011
Get the Touch Check mug.by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012
Get the Touching Blue Pencil mug.Related Words
by Queen Spanks October 1, 2017
Get the touchy feely 101 mug.by Drizlocks October 12, 2008
Get the Hand Touch mug.A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.
Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!
by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022
Get the Go Touch Grass mug.It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."
"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."
by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006
Get the Touching mug.by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008
Get the touchy feety mug.