Touch Check

The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.

Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.

by shartWEEK August 2, 2011

Touching Blue Pencil

The act of interacting with something that has not been interacted on in a while.

Hayden should stop touching blue pencil.

by GrassHoppingBadDog March 30, 2012

touchy feely 101

Ed, Edd n Eddy's homeroom taught by the Kankers. Also they get raped lol

"I hope Kevin is teaching touchy feely 101 today" - Edd

by Queen Spanks October 1, 2017

Hand Touch

When one is walking with his mate, and their hands touch thus making both mates uncomfortable

"gah hand touch"
"my b"

by Drizlocks October 12, 2008

Go Touch Grass

A phrase said to League of Legends players and many internet-goers in general; used as an insult to indicate that a person needs to stop spending so much time on the computer and get a life outside of it.

Friend: I just got Challenger in League!! It only took like 5 years of me playing the game for 8 hours straight every single day!!!
Me: That's awesome!!! Now that you've got that all finished up, you should go outside and go touch grass for the first time in fucking forever, you degenerate loser!

by suburban__dictionary May 27, 2022

Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

by J. B. Baby May 25, 2006

touchy feety

to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.

Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008