Splenda Tits

n. A colloquial term for a woman with beautiful, yet tragically fake breasts. Used in exchange for sugar tits for women with breast implants.

Luke: "Hey, have you seen the new boobs on Linda?"
John: "Oh, you mean Splenda Tits?"

"What are you looking at, Splenda tits?"- Mel Gibson

by floydfan91 August 2, 2011

Fat-tits

Any male suffering from obesity in the tit region.

Plural: Fat-tities

Fat-tities are entirely capable of doing the truffle shuffle.

by ASDFGQASDFG September 10, 2005

sugar tits

Any sufficiently attractive female law officer dispatched to oppress good Christian men by her masters within the international conspiracy of invisible Zionist superjews.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" inquired the Academy Award-winning director. "Lookin' to kill a few Jesuses," the sergeant gamely replied.

by Moses Maybe July 31, 2006

tit baby

A member a family of bitchy idiots, who have been known to suck on the teet of life.

Dickie doesn't know anything, and whines all the time, he is a "tit baby." His brother Nick is also a "tit baby."

by Phil Car-Roll June 16, 2010

street tits

aesthetically unpleasing breasts

small, oddly shaped, lopsided, asymmetrical, or weird-looking breasts
"Yo that girl had it goin on... from the back, until she turned around and I saw her street tits."

by Julie Mathis February 17, 2008

fish tits

old saggy flat man tits

OHH man did you see that guy's fish tits they were AWESOME!!!!!!

by The Triangle November 15, 2007

tits out

the way a business or home looks after you have worked your ass off to clean it up in anticipation of company visiting.

Normally I am a slob but when my girlfriend came over for dinner I had the apartment looking "tits out".

by sexyjt March 22, 2010