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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.
Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."
by von groovy January 18, 2019
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(US ECONOMY) One of the 12 district Federal Reserve Banks. Based in New York (2nd FR district). Along with members of the Federal Reserve Board, enjoys a permanent seat on the FOMC (other district banks only get to rotate).

Main job is to regulate banks and administer monetary policy through open market operations. Former New York Fed president Tim Geithner is now Secretary of the US Treasury Department (as of early 2009).
Prior to 1928, the President of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York was the de facto leader of the entire system. This was because of the powerful personality and connections of Benjamin Strong, a former J.P. Morgan partner.
by Abu Yahya September 10, 2010
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when someone is very rich ..so he has a full tank in his car and a million dollar in the bank
you can say it when you see a guy with a fucken expensive car and showing off
by walid March 23, 2004
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when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"
You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔
by Secretly a simp February 6, 2021
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SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.
Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022
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