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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
mugGet the Desk Monkeymug.

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.
by Dakota383b April 30, 2016
mugGet the monkey poundermug.

Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!
by WFTR November 1, 2013
mugGet the Dumping Monkeymug.

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...
'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'
by chesterpest January 22, 2010
mugGet the Monkeys toemug.

mag monkey

When a black person uses an excessively high-capacity magazine or drum magazine on their EDC handgun.
A mag monkey hates derringers.
by AnonDoxy May 3, 2023
mugGet the mag monkeymug.

slug monkey

A theoretical state of being lubricated/greased so much that you look like a slug had a monkey's babies. It's also a term for a gay person. Because they always use too much lube.
"I'm gonna grease you up like a slug monkey and throw you down a barrel" *read in thick southern accent*
by slugmonkey2 February 13, 2014
mugGet the slug monkeymug.

Peace monkey

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".
Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!
by GKDR2 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Peace monkeymug.

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