Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.
Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.
by FiggyBoi January 06, 2014
"Bro, check out that Maybach! How sick is that?!"
- "Thats so dick! But I'm stuck driving a shitty Ford Taurus, maybe one day I'll decide to get a job."
- "Thats so dick! But I'm stuck driving a shitty Ford Taurus, maybe one day I'll decide to get a job."
by cumtothelight August 19, 2011
When the man's pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a "dick beard".
Ruben never trims his pubs saying that "that shits for metrosexuals", he must be proud of his long ass dick beard.
by Obispo September 03, 2006
The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.
The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.
Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL
White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...
American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.
Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL
White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...
American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.
Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.
by ApocalypsePenguin June 21, 2012
A dick rider is a nigga who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). For example 3 years ago nobody payed attention to the golden state worriors. Now suddenly everyone in the world reps them. Also seahawks what a bigg ass bandwagon team. Niggas was hopin on they dick from 2011+. 1 more exapmle in XXXtentacion. When this nigga was on souncloud nobody fucked wit him but soon as some shit hit youtube everybody fucked wit him. Then niggas started fuckin wit him heavy and shit. Now this niggas summining demods n shit and i wonder who else gunna do the same
by Real nigga dictionary July 21, 2017
After there date Chad walked Keirsten to her door she gave him a kiss on the cheek he then pressed her up againist the door lifted her skirt and gave her A Goodnight Dick!
by SlopNChop October 12, 2016
My wife told to to not make or cum so much. After the act and about 4 orgasms later all she could say was Damn that's some GOOD DICK!
by Snakeback7 December 06, 2015