Bitter Biscuit

A person who is incredibly bitter.

"Rhiannan is a fucking bitter biscuit when she doesn't get what she wants."

by Jim Bob, Son of God March 15, 2017

face biscuit

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.

There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.

by Howardbrown July 22, 2019

bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort

Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.

by Michael Arden August 27, 2007

dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 16, 2014

flesh biscuit

It's another way to say "human". It sounds dirty but it's really not.

We robots are far superior than you primitive little flesh biscuits.

by Baan the Guy April 07, 2016

Remainder Biscuit

A friend who is a little broken, maybe they have a mental or physical disability or disease, but you still love them and are happy that they exist.

Originated from the last crumpled oreo in the package

She'll be okay. She's just a bit of a remainder biscuit and needs a moment.

by Asexualhoe December 04, 2019

Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits

What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter

by En70 October 09, 2015