tech

A word used instead of teacher for anonymity. Usually it is used to alert your friends when they are gaming in class to the presence of a teacher.

- A student playing games in class
- Teacher starts walking towards the front

"TECH! TECH!"

*Alt tabs*
"Thanks bro. The tech nearly caught me."

by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025

green piggy tech

green piggy tech gets funding but isn't the best thing out there in terms of tech solutions and distance formulas

moose tech is better than green piggy tech

by green piggy June 11, 2025

Bobo Tech

The worst tech ever, the worst possible plan or game strategy to have

Of course we lost, bobo tech never wins

by Jesster4 June 23, 2025

Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.

Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”

by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Tech

Used to describe an insanely skilled COD Player that can make a girl finish in bed super fast while finding the gspot. First instance of Tech was seen by a gamer named Pluto

Oh woah that guy on the other team has insane tech!

by ViperX216 August 22, 2025

Lag Tech

The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.

Wow Luke did you just make a new lag tech.

by Quantum energy August 27, 2025