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teenie deenie

the drunkest girl ever possible
Did you see that teenie deenie take 10 shots straight, with no chaser.
by dine white December 23, 2006
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teen-wolfing

when a self-actualized adult, past the age of puberty, gets moody and remembers what its like to be a teenager again
dude, why are you being so defensive and...is that...are you crying?" "bro, i'm really teen-wolfing right now
by nigel montgomery July 28, 2011
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The charming and some what ridiculous adventure of four giant talking turtles!

It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!

Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?

And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!

Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!

Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!

and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?

Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
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Angsty teen

c!Tommy from the dsmp.
He is sad and traumatize or whatever
c!Tommy is just a angsty teen yk, that's just life
by Ooooiii_iioo August 23, 2021
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Teenager

people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:

1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)

most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:

1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can

relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!

2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)

3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)

4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers
i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)
by conservative February 11, 2007
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teenie

1. a girl who wears an inch of padding

2. a wannabe whore who says she'll do anything but wouls never go farther than 1st base
1."her boobs are only big because she stuffs"

2."look at that teenie over there! she's such a whore!"
by bob May 11, 2004
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aqua teen hunger force

A popular Adult Swim cartoon show that only makes sense if you are really tired and you watch it really late at night.
(When watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force late at night): What the hell is going on here? This is funny! (laughing)

(When watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force during the day): What the fuck is this crap? How could anyone find this shit funny? It makes no sense whatsoever!
by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008
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