supercalculus

The most advanced branch of theoretical math. All done in base 11. Used to calculate the temperatures of matter in parallel universes and determining the derivatives of the superhypotenuses of supertriangles.

Supercalculus let me find out how hot it was on Earth in those X-Men comics in different dimensions, like the one where Spiderman lost his leg and his daughter had to continue fighting crime.

by Professors James Kramer and Haley Sharp November 27, 2007

Super Cherry

1) Someone who has a taste deficiency and not only likes "Cherry Coke" but prefers it over "Vanilla Coke"

2) Someone who dislikes "Vanilla Coke"

It is a worse version of a cherry

Connor: Aren't you going to get that Vanilla Coke?
Jake: Nah I'll pass. I'd rather have a Cherry Coke. I don't really like Vanilla Coke.
Connor: Wow you fucking super cherry!

by Hipposmash June 27, 2011

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Super Saiyan Pissed

It is when you get so pissed that your hair goes blonde, your eyes blue and you get super powers.

Man did you hear Ali is in hospital?
Nah man, what happened?
Andrew got super saiyan pissed and goku'd his frieza ass!

Change the channel before i get super saiyan pissed!!

by gfunk01 March 31, 2009

Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really

A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009

sperble

sperble (spe':rb'l)1.N. A bubble consisting of sperm and saliva, blown from the lips of one who has recently had their mouth ejaculated into. {Origin, J. Waltman}

"I came in her mouth, and she blew me a sperble."

by ufa aikae April 23, 2004

Super Mario Sex

when you have sexual contact with a girl while wearing a red hat with blue overalls and a red shirt under..after that they pay you in coins

So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.

by Marc Frankel January 5, 2008