Seam Squirrel

Crabs

That bitch has a seam squirrel infestation!!!! Aka Crotch Critters

by mr2real August 22, 2009

squirrely

When you're driving down the road and see you a squirrel dart into the middle of the street. Despite the fact that the car is coming, you don't know what the squirrel is going to do. It could dart to the right or it could dart to the left. It could stay there or it could run towards you.

Jake is so squirrely.

That squirrely bitch tried to steal my drink last night.

by coolcat454 June 10, 2011

squirrel

Fuzzy little rodent that enjoy nuts and world domination

they will come and they will win unless we call the exterminater

by mitch July 24, 2003

Squirrel-Bait

adj.
Extreme right-wingers in the Republican Party.

Squirrel-Bait will never be persuaded to alter their views, regardless of the facts.

by tdp311 September 22, 2012

squirrelling

A person who is very curious, is jumping/running around always looking for something new and exciting to do, and who absolutely can not sit still. Basically just like a squirrel.

He is always squirrelling around and never sitting stil.

by icream December 29, 2011

squirrel

creature that owned a small town in England for a week

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Squirrel Boy

A white suburbanite basic bro who is in to whatever else their white suburbanite basic bro friends are in to. Typically BMX Bikes, Skateboarding and the like. Generally intimidated by intelligence which contradicts and surmounts their own.

Devoid of philosophical knowledge and tend to resort to group ostracism rather than poignant discussion when confronted about how ignorant they are. Often making jokes about, or calling others gay/fag. Usually skinny wearing volcom t-shirts and flat brimmed caps, especially common among those who do not participate in any extreme sports. Blue collar, male version of a basic bitch. May also be seen wearing Tapout gear.

Those squirrel boys think they are so punk listening to Blink 182, their moms even bought them the cd they must be legit.

Rob Dydrek is a prime example of what a Squirrel Boy strives to be.

by MJSuper July 7, 2015