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National throw your annoying short friend day 

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Yes Adil we are talking about you- October 22 xx
hahahahaha national throw your annoying short friend day
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short • Shorty • short bus • Shortstack • short king • Shortstop • short hills • shortie • short man syndrome • Short Man's Syndrome

long story short 

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Something a person says halfway through a long, pointless story with trivial details that are interesting to nobody except the storyteller.
(Fifteen minutes of droning blather). Long story short, (fifteen more minutes of rambling digressions.)
long story short by acidnoir July 23, 2010
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The Mall at Short Hills 

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prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.
Damnit, my Gucci bag broke- I'll pick up a new Louis Vuitton at Short Hills.
The Mall at Short Hills by Grace February 10, 2005
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life is too short

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An excuse to do stupid crap.
Person 1: Lets go smoke some pot
Person 2: NO, thats the stupidest idea...
Person 1: Come on life is too short
life is too short by Shizzlator February 7, 2006
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a few french fries short of a happy meal

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Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.
I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!
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take a long walk off a short pier 

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To fuck off/shut up.
Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
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