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"Man, I wish I was in Jimim's Shooters gc"
by vntecorez February 17, 2021
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Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".
by WordBaron September 1, 2009
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frisbee-scooting

A person's or group's attempt to move closer to your group because a certain level of attraction is there.(In most cases it happens on a beach)
When a group of guys toss their frisbee in the direction of a group of hot girls on purpose to get their attention.

A group of my girls were at the beach and some guys were frisbee-scooting their way over to talk to us!
by Danielle Gladstone April 30, 2007
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Alabama Scooter

A fictitious sexual act, often a euphemism for any deviant and/or absurd sexual activity.
"I scored an Alabama Scooter last night," Ted snickered. "I get the stitches out next week.
by Mr. Bad Day May 15, 2010
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The Scooter Store

n.
a store that will pimp your ride.
Nat: you wanna go to the scooter store?
Meg: hell yea its the place to be.
by natmegdascooterfreaks October 9, 2011
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Walmart Fat Scooter

The mobility scooters provided by Walmart for the use of handicapped people but are usually only used by very fat people who are probably able to walk around but are either too lazy to walk or who have converted their obesity into a handicap for which they receive disability benefits. Most often seen with the front basket loaded with multiples of sugar or fat containing foods or other unhealthy food choices for someone of their size- along with a helper spouse/child/friend pushing a regular shopping cart loaded with the same. You will never, ever see an obese person driving a Walmart Fat Scooter with the basket containing excercise videos and hand weights. The typical Walmart Fat Scooter driver also seems to not have any experience in piloting the scooter as they tend to make full u-turns in aisles with other people forcing the people to move out of the scooter's way.
Dude 1: Look at that guy driving the Walmart Fat Scooter. He is huge and obese- how can people let themselves get that huge?

Dude 2: I think they get that big by using the Walmart Fat Scooter and buying bulk candy here at Walmart. Look at his basket. It's loaded up with bags of the after-Halloween sale candy!
by econobiker October 29, 2009
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