Selfcest

Definition of selfcest: when you love your self because no one else will ever be good enough

Selfcest to love ones self

by Heyangel August 5, 2020

selfie stick

1. a selfie stick
2. slang for one's own johnson

The Louvre has banned the selfie stick.

by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2015

self-dating

aka- masturbation,self pleasure

Been so stressed out lately, I've been 'self dating' to keep my sanity.

by anonymous June 25, 2004

Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

by The Jax August 5, 2009

self-insert's

A story in which the reader inserts himself or herself; this usually occurs within a fanfiction.

Most stories written in the second person point of view are self-insert's.

by mandygrl334 September 20, 2006

selfie

An alternative definition to the narcissistic self-taken photo, a selfie can also mean a the act of giving oneself a haircut to save money.

"Woah, bro, nice selfie!"
"Thanks! Yeah, being a broke artist I haven't had any money for a haircut in a year, but who needs it when I look this good?"

by Haircut is free November 19, 2013