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Some people need it, some do not. For those who need it is simply annoying, but will end up helping you in the end. Yet, for those who do not it is simply living hell for 14 years of your life minimum.
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School is a prison-like place where depressed adults talk into your ear about a certain subject expecting you to know the exact details of everything. From class the the cafeteria, another hell hole where they feed you pig waste with spaghetti hoops. Then you have the pushy a-holes who toss ypu manically around the dam hallways because you enjoy something that isn't chav.

"Chav is an old word." Says everybody

Shut up.

Anyway, after suffering and struggling to cope with torturing and brain-washing, droning and mumbling voice of a failure, you can go home and have some fun and gam- Nope, instead you can sit at the table and have an all-nighter trying to figure out the answer to an unbelievably stupid equation that you'll probably forget in 5 minutes.

Welcome to the next 14 years of your life!
Douche: Sir, please may I have a hall pass?

Mr Slamdatbooty: What for Jimothy?

Douche: I need to take a whiz.

Mr Slamdatbooty: Wait until lunch.

Douche: There is 3 periods until lunch though.

Mr Slamthatbooty: JIMOTHY HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU MUST MASSAGE MY FEET AND WRITE OUT THE ENTIRE ROMEO AND JULIET SCRIOT IN PERFECT CONDITION, THE SCHOOL IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SHAME, SHAAAAME.
by Pdhh July 10, 2017
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Teachers giving you problems you wouldn't have without them
by Hi25;4(())$$$55555 August 15, 2017
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A place that you have to go to.

Do you want to end up on the streets? No! Well, I hope not.

Just go there and try to get decent grades, you won't regret it.

If you were coming to see something like: UMGGGGG SKOOL SUCKS MUH BIG DICK UHHH HEIL STALIN, then you're out of luck.
School is like medication, you have to take it.
by Shrektaculous October 14, 2018
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School for 12 years,college for 4 years and then you work until you DIE
Teacher: Ok class, now time to go get a job I mean, you already finished SCHOOL
Me:are you frickin' kidding me?!?
by I have school-_- October 15, 2018
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You: *wakes up from desk nap and looks at light* “I-is this heaven?”

Some stupid person beside you: “no it’s school”

You: *actually dies*
by OtterlyEmusing October 16, 2018
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A place where all ur nightmares come true aka hell
ASHLEY: I have to go to school ugh.
BILLYBOB: Sucks for u I have Columbus Day offffff yeet!
by 0ne ugly p0tat0 October 18, 2018
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