short bus rider

someone mentally retarded.

one who rides the short bus to school.

"that bitch is SO stupid. what a short bus rider."

by amy christ April 29, 2005

Daddy Ride

Synonymous with Tit Wank, the act of placing your penis between a woman's breasts for sexual pleasure, usually with the intention of reaching orgasm.

I was horny but she had the painters in and suggested a Daddy Ride instead.

by braindeadmotherfucker July 13, 2006

rican ride

tricked out, low-riding car with dark tints, big rims, and (optional) obnoxious exhaust. usually accompanied by reggaeton with loud bass
can be seen anywhere in the south end of hartford

Doug turned his whip into a rican ride so he'd fit in on park street but he sticks out like a sore thumb in the burbs.

by mami chulaaaa January 11, 2009

swedish bike ride

Anal sex while standing.

I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.

by Dr. Chone May 13, 2005

joy ride

a fast, reckless ride taken in a stolen vehicle solely for pleasure

If I hear that you have been on a joy ride when I get back, I will turn you in before you can even figure it out.

by The Return of Light Joker September 28, 2009

taken for a ride

ripped off, jacked, screwed

this car sucks! I got taken me for a ride.

by [c0x0r] March 23, 2005

G-RIDE

Stolen vehicle

Im on parole man im not rollin that "hot model"

by Phuckdis June 28, 2003