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Ponis

It’s a cooler way of saying penis.
Nice ponis
by Bill gafel May 23, 2025
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side pony

Usually a ginger haired dude with a side pony...also a male version of a side chick
Ted is such a side pony
by thetatertot August 12, 2018
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Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.
Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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Pony Porker

A name for a "brony" that feels the need to convert everyone to lovers of My Little Pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
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ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped
Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?
by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018
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Ponied

To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.
JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.
by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023
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Pony

it is a concealed word that deals with sex servers who stand on city corners. Used in the presence of little kids as a reference of the word "whore" in plural, sounds like horse.
At the jail, most of the female offenders have been working on the street as Ponies.

She is just another Pony.
by The_Bambino_88 September 9, 2010
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