periodic full attention

It's effectively more or less synonymous with Constant Partial Atention.

So much to do, man, all you can do these days is give CPA to all of them. That way at least everyone gets periodic full attention (PFA).

by vivauganda April 22, 2011

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period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011

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period friend

Someone who a girl always turns to thats on their period.

Daughter: Im hideous no one likes me!
Mum: Oh please, I've heard this before, go talk to your period friend.

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol August 15, 2011

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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.

Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!

by PennWard December 1, 2011

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