biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

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Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

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pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

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Cerebral Palsy

A way similar to Captain Picard to talk about Child Pornography without mods noticing.

I got some cerebral palsy! Anyone want some?

by RebooterBlue October 31, 2008

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Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 25, 2010

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