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Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).
Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???
by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018
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Patrick Finley

A guy who ate his poop three times. The third time was on purpose.
Patrick Finley like dogs and poop
by Peoplearelazy1237 October 2, 2020
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Patrick

Patrick is a big boy. He loves back scratches and spicy food. You will always have good fun when Patrick is near. He thinks he is the funniest person alive. Patrick is loud and offensive but has a heart of gold.
by Partypetra November 23, 2021
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Patrick

Someone who cannot and will not truthfully love anyone. Narcissistic is not even adequate as a descriptive word, it goes beyond that. A person who will trap you with words for months and when you finally leave, will leave you reeling with emotional guilt for no reason. Someone you should stay far away from.
Patrick has found another girl to fill the void
by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021
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Patrick

Patrick is one of the meanest people you will ever meet. He probably farts alot when he is having DIAHOREEAAAAA
Tom: I wanna meet a dumb person
Patrick: why hello their
by A shreksy person June 2, 2020
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Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.
If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.
by RoloLoots September 20, 2023
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Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories.

Thanks,
Everyone
Patrick - just a name
by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021
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